Best insults

Post the best insults up you can come up with. One of my favorites...

"You should slap your mom for raising such a dumbfuck..."

mine aren't that good, but.

smeg of dishwasher breath

muppet

You're depriving some poor village of its idiot.

Here the best one...wait...

"Oh yea?! Well, YOUR MOM!!!"

You don't have to say anything, I know... BURRRN....lol

My fat friend uses this all the time when ever someone calls him fat

"Well, the reason I am fat, is because every time I fuck your wife, she gives me a donut "

Also, find someone you hate... point to them, and shout out in front of a crowd "This is why we have birth control!!"

they are good

ok so.... are these insults aloud to have swear words or are they not????

Dangereux wrote:ok so.... are these insults aloud to have swear words or are they not????

yeah i will not ban anywords on here *cause im 21 and don't care*

best insult uw

i would insult insult your mama but you are the best insult one could give.

I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much.

I would ask how old you are but I know you can't count that high.

"Eat sh*t and die....."

Heres one that I have never used, specifically cause it will piss my gal off *she would kill me for it actually o.o*

"One day I was shagging your wife/girlfriend when she shoved her thum up my ass. I wil like 'What the hell?' and she said 'Well [insert name of person you are insulting] liked it...."

climbdave@aim.com wrote:My fat friend uses this all the time when ever someone calls him fat

"Well, the reason I am fat, is because every time I fuck your wife, she gives me a donut "

Also, find someone you hate... point to them, and shout out in front of a crowd "This is why we have birth control!!"

they are good

hell im guna use that!!!!

mine is if you get some annoying tool (tool is a good one worder not many people use) come up to you giving you jip

say "you don't know where im from do ya?" then say no you say
"im from a small fishing town up north called 'I Fucked your mum!'"

failing that just say "joke of the day.... YOU!"

*JUST CAME UP WITH THE BEST ONE!!!*

Your making the same mistake in this argument that your dad did with your mom. Your not pulling out in time