A quiet strool in a Battlefield

Salneth: Okay now gather around for I will tell the tale of great heroes who saved this country more times then you can count with your fingers...It all started with...
In the story.
Salneth: Hmmm a Tavern, wonder if the rest of the Templars are here...
As I walked in there they were, knocked out due to drinks and bartender armed with a flail.
Salneth: Let me guess....Drunk?
Bartender: There so drunk they started feeling double drunk...
Salneth: A light shocker please.
Bartender: Here it is...Becareful how much you dri-
A Gulped all of it down and fell back in my seat.
Salneth: I'm gonna feel that in the morning, if theres even on-
then I passed out.
When I woke I found some of the Templars gathered around me.
Salneth: ORKS!!!!!
Then the Templars chained me down and gave me some tea.
Salenth: Thanks!

AT: I was there when it happened me and some other Templars he was so drunk the night before he made us look buzzed so in the morning we made him drink tea till he pissed it.

AT wrote:AT: I was there when it happened me and some other Templars he was so drunk the night before he made us look buzzed so in the morning we made him drink tea till he pissed it.

Climber: AT once tricked me into eating a mushroom that put me in a hallucination for 5 days and knights...

AT: Climber once and only once stoll a kill from me

Salneth: Wow...did you cut off his sword hand afterwards?
still a little drunk - not to meantion wobbly - got up and walked over to the bench.

AT: No then I would have to watch my own back

Salneth: Hmmm.....Too bad then we could all Kill Steal from him.....Why don't we do that now?!?!?!?!

Salneth wrote:Salneth: Hmmm.....Too bad then we could all Kill Steal from him.....Why don't we do that now?!?!?!?!

Climber: I poisoned your drink. Prepare to see things...

Salneth:CRAP WHY IS THE BARTENDER A TREE?!?!?! AND THE TAVERN GOBLINS?!?!?! AND YOU GUYS ORKS!?!?!?!?!?!?!

bugger it give him more tea

AT frowned and looked at his drink

AT: Climber did u poison me?

Salneth: !@#$ DRAGONS ARE ATTACKING THE WOMEN AND ALE!!! MUST SAVE THE ALE!!!!

Climber: THE WOMEN ARE BEING ATTACKED?!?!

Salneth:I THINK THATS WHAT I SAID!!! MUST DRINK ALL OF THE ALE!!!!
*passes out while Climber runs out of the Tavern*

AT hereing that dragons were attacking called his dragon to carry him into battle

Climber: This is one hell of a plot twist...

Salneth: Oh yeah....and it's gonna get even worse.....Wait...how did I know that?!?! HOLY CRAP I'M A SEER!!!!

AT throws a glass of water into Sanaths face

AT: Did u see that?

Salneth: yeah I did....you got me....but you also got that dwarf behind me too....Go at him!
Lets the dwarf go who pounds AT into Submission

AT finealy gets away from the dwarf and starts running