Castal taven

mowgle enters the taven.



barman: *what would you like sir*

mowgle: *some of that wine you have saved, we have just finished part of our crusade and are resting*

mowgle: *have any of the others turned up yet*

barman: *no sir* and hand mowgle the wine[img][/img]

climber: *runs in* SIR!!! Jdm isn't here! He's parting for his pay for 7 days and knights!

Barman: *Hands drink* Looks like you ran a lot, heres one on the house...

climber

Lieutenant fagnhe arrives at the tavern, bleeding from his nose:

barman: ** My lord! What happened?

Fagnhe: * * The ladies of today just aren't anymore what they used to be...

barman: ** I could tell you some stories...

mowgle walks up to fagnhe

mowgle: looks like you need a drink, barman your best beer please

barman: yes my lord

Commander AT comes strolling in with a wide smile.

Bartender: Whats the smile for AT?

AT: We are going to war tomorrow.

Bartender: I should have known only one man would smile about war.

AT: Ale please I would like to get drunk that way it would be a equal fight for my enemies tomorrow if I have a hang over.

Bartender: I will never understand you.

mowgle :war again, you are war crazy but at least you have gone for one guild instead of an extra 3, so don't go for any more or i will tell the barman to ban you from the tavern ok

AT takes a gulp of ale looks around smiles.

fagnhe wrote:Lieutenant fagnhe arrives at the tavern, bleeding from his nose:

barman: ** My lord! What happened?

Fagnhe: * * The ladies of today just aren't anymore what they used to be...

barman: ** I could tell you some stories...

Climber: you can say that again....

Climber: Barman, I'd like a shot of dragonkill

Barman:... you sure? Here you go then...

Climber: *Drinks*

Climber: *Looks at Fanghe, then passes out*

Barman: Oh my god.............

Barman:.....

mowgle: he will be out for a few days

barman: we should help him

mowgle: what this is fun,

barman:

mowgle: ok i will drag him to his room can you bring up a bowl of ice cold water

AT: I have a better idea lets put his hand in a warm bowl of water

AT wrote:AT: I have a better idea lets put his hand in a warm bowl of water

i was thinking of that but i don't want his armour rusting to him we will need him in wars

AT: How right you are.

Climber: *wakes up at AT doing the ole' trick....* I'm not THAT drunk....

Barman: * *

Climber: Uhg............ tomorrow morning is going to suck *sluggishly walks out of bar*

climber: Ladies.....

AT: I'm bored I really want to go to war.

Barman: AT never seems to have anything else on his mind.

Climber: *Yelling from outside*

Climber: ISN'T THAT THE TRUTH!!!!

AT hears Climber yelling runs to the door opens it.

AT: Whats going on out here?

Jacques de Mortimer has arrived and brought with him an urgent message from the Grand Master,

Jacques de Mortimer: "We are ranked at number 87 in the top 100 guilds. The Grand Master thinks we should have a short break and then push on with The Crusade! ... Now who's buying the Ale Brothers?"

JacquesdeMortimer wrote:Jacques de Mortimer has arrived and brought with him an urgent message from the Grand Master,

Jacques de Mortimer: "We are ranked at number 87 in the top 100 guilds. The Grand Master thinks we should have a short break and then push on with The Crusade! ... Now who's buying the Ale Brothers?"

mowgle: you are

Jacques de Mortimer throws a bag of gold to the barman...

Jacques de Mortimer: " Then let's drink the tavern dry Brothers!"

AT walks over to Jacque.

AT: I hope you know another tavern because by time all the men get here all the ale is going to be gone.

Climber: *walks in to buy some ale*

*A dark knight walks in*

Climber: Look what we have here...

AT turns to the barman your ladies are getting uglyier everyday.

AT: I would kill you darkknight but I am more interested why a darkknight would come to a tavern with Templars.

mowgle grabs his axe is the ale playing tricks or did some scum walk into my bar

Climber looks at the trembling knight, "Wow, aren't you stupid.." the darkknight stumbles to the ground, realizing that he just walked into a bar full of ever so slightly drunk templars that will willingly smash him into god-knows-what.

AT now drunk walks over to the knight lefts his dagger to the mans throat.

AT: I knew that might happen.

The knight had wet his pants being so terified of the dagger at his throat AT walks back over to the bar to get another drink.

mowgle: ok knight i will give you till the count of 5 then my axe will meet your skull..1..2..3..4

the dark knight runs so fast he drops his money purse.

mowgle picks up th emoney purse.

mowgle: looks like he paying DRINKS ALL ROUND

AT: That doesn't happen every day a darkknight buyying us a drink.

AT wrote:AT: That doesn't happen every day a darkknight buyying us a drink.

Climber: Your right, cheers to a dumb ass *raises drink*

AT: Guys we have a slight problem

AT was sitting by the window the darkknight wasn't their by accident he was there to count their numbers.

AT: EVERYONE DRAW YOUR WEAPONS WERE UNDER ATTACK!!!!!!!!!

At that moment darkknights started to swarm into the tavern.

Fagnhe heard AT crying and runs into the tavern:

F.: Oeps, forgotten me sword, just hang out there AT!

He runs to the blacksmith, picks up his sword and went back to the tavern.

F.: Hey AT, you should had left me a couple of knights. Is this were friends are for?

Dissapointed he turns arround to the barkeeper.

F.: 2 beer please! One for me and one for fagnhe.

mowgle checks all the darknights that AT wiped out *all of them*

mowgle: yep there rich, they are all paying for a weeks surply of drinks

AT: I guess I should always go into battle drunk.

mowgle: when don't you go into battle drunk, when are you never drunk

AT: That one time nevermind.....

Climber: I missed it...

Climber: Oh well, I think I can get one then... *picks up darkknights man purse*

Climber: Bartender, one killer please

Bartender: Oh god...

Climber: *Drinks shot*

Climber: *Pupils dilate*

Climber:

AT: Bartender how much gold do you make off us?

Bartender: Enough for 2 new homes and more......

Climber: *Lays down on floor*

Climber: I see laughing flowers.... they found darkknights

Climber: TO THE DARKKNIGHTS!!!!! ALLEZ!!!!

Climber: *Jumps through window*

Climber: LAISSE FONT CECI!!!!!

AT: I think we should cut Climber off for the night before something weird really happens.

mowgle: well we seem to have run out of gold and we have been drinking since 9am..........its gone midnight now

Climber: *wakes up with some woman*

Climber: Ughhhhhh...... my head.... I'm going to die....

Climber: *Sluggishly puts on armor*

Climber: I have to stop drinking those.....

And climber walked, walked to his base. Which, of course, was a great achievement saying that the hangover he had would drive most men mad. But after spending years drinking with AT, he built up an immunity.

mowgle wakes up with half a dozon women

mowgle: what a night.........who painted my room with spots.............who are these women...............i need a drink

AT: I don't have an hangover what a surrprise.

AT wrote:AT: I don't have an hangover what a surrprise.

:shock:That's odd...

AT puts on his sword and walks to the door.

AT: Lets go do some hunting and have a feast tonight.

Climber: fine...........................

mowgle: what is he up to

Climber: Well, I'm with AT

Climber: *pulls out sword*

Climber: So..... who do we "Meet" with....

AT: I have just heard Climber orks are attacking villigers on our Northern border so we are going to go hunt orks instead of deer.

AT yells at a guard at the door to take a message to his Sergeant.

AT: Go find Sergeant Olf and tell him to round up 20 archers, 30 swordsmen amd 25 Spearmen for reserve and tell him I want them ready in a hour.

Climber: Time to get these bastards!

Climber: Wait... orks? How did orks get here

AT: The same way u did. Do u need to hear the story about the Birds and the Bees? I have no cluse how Orks got here thats the least of my problems I want to get rid of them first then see how they got here and stop it froming happening again.