The Quests of NO END

AT was sitting in his command tent going over some scouting reports when a Elf walked in.

AT: May I help you?

Wulf: I am Wulf, Lord Silverthorn sent me to ask you for some help.

AT: What kind of help?

Wulf: Lord Silverthorn wishs you to carry out a mission of great importance a maiden named Stardust has been taken by dark elfs and wishs help in the matter.

AT: Where are his men?

Wulf: They are at our southern front fighting orks it would take us weeks to send for more men so Lord Silverthorn thought you and some of your men would help he will send 2 of his best warriors to help in anyway and supply everything needed horses, gold, etc....... He will also award officers who take part of it a weapon of Elven craft also we would pay for your time.

AT: It sounds alright but I will have to talk to the other Templars.

Wulf: Thank you for your time I will be back in 2 days for the anwser.

AT now facing a quest wonders what he will do he rises opens the tent flap looks at one of his guards

AT: Go fetch all the officers I have too talk to them

Guard: YES SIR!!

Guard salutes and runs to do his duty.

mowgle enters the tent.

mowgle: ok AT what is so important, i was about to get my hands on that lovey blond maid

Climber: Did I hear blonde?

AT: Lord Silverthorn Has asked us to do him a favor he will give us all that is needed horses, gold, etc........ He also will supply us with 2 elven warriors and all the officers will receive a weapon of elven craft sword, axe, bow, etc.......... The mission also involves rescues a maiden named Stardust she was taken by dark elves and Lord Silverthorn would send his men but their fighting on their southern border against orks. We will ride in 2 days are you with me? We should probly take some more men with us say 40 in all. 2 elves, 4 officers, 14 archers, 20 swordsmen, and the elves will act as scouts. Agreed?

Climber: Fine with me...

mowgle: sound's like fun im in

Climber: Well, were is she AT

AT: up north somewhere in a dark elf encampment we will know more when we get going so lets start marching.

2 elfs had just walked into the tent.

Elf: We are here to serve your order as long as it takes to get ladie Stardust back.

Climber: *Walking with elf*

Climber: Do you drink?

Elf: We drink dew...

Climber: Try this *hands elf some ale*

Elf: *Drinks*

Elf: *Starts running in circles*

Climber: What the hell? Oh well.... *Marches with the group*

mowgle: oh yeah my mum sent a parcel,

mowgle open the package

mowgle: anyone for a real drink

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mowgle: it her home made whisky, with a snake and scorpion in

AT: By time we reach the enemy we are all going to be drunk.

mowgle: the drunker we hare the less pain we will feel

Climber: Nothing like mama's fermented reptiles to lighten up the day:DDDD

AT: What will you guys do with your gold when we get back? I will buy some new armour and maybe a horse.

Climber: *Cough* and some arm-candy *cough*

AT looks at Climber and shakes his head.

AT wrote:AT looks at Climber and shakes his head.

Climber: I was planning a trip with sir dave graham, we are going climbing in the land a hallutionagenic faeries... the tricky part is that, when ever you get to close, they make you see things that aren't their...

Climber: Mowgle, I think we all remember what happened last time....

*Flashback.......................*

Mowgle: It's a faerie?

Faerie: EHFKTUDNVBJ FKGJT? *Spray*

Mowgle: *See giant keg off ale*

Mowgle: It's so beautiful....
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Climber: What the hell is th-

Faerie: GJDJUTUI FJGJG! *spray*

Climber: *Sees Chris Sharma, Dave graham, Paul Robinson, Mikah dash, and Daniel woods*

Climber: OHMYGOD!!!!Wait, we're in hueco tanks!!! Duuuuuuude.......
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AT: Is that a faerie?

Faerie: FJFRJDUIR F-

AT: *Stabs the thing*

At: I'm soooo violent:D

AT: I should be named Sir Crazy

mowgle: don't reminde me,

before they noticed but the group is now walking in a forest, and how did they notice.......climber walked into a tree

AT: I think Climber has drunk enough for today. I think it is time to start camp its been a long day.

Climber: Yeah...

mowgle: what you say

Climber:

Faerie: HGKYUDS FFHGHG!

*Hordes of faeries come and take climber away*

Climber: OH NO!!!!

Climber: Wait...? Is that a cow?

*Climber was took to a place where all climbers who were going to climbing with Dave Graham were kidnapped.*

Climber: Oh my god is that Chris Sharma?

Chris Sharma: Wait, what?

Climber: Oh no...

AT: That doesn't happen everyday

Chris Sharma: Wait, Ethan?

Ethan Pringle: Yeah? Wait, were is hueco?!

Tommy Cardwell: I don't think we're at Hueco, it's probably those faeries...

Dave Graham: Who's that? Climber?

Climber: Yeah.....

Dave Graham: You have fighter stuff on you... eh?

Climber: I'm from S.O.C.K, Society Of Climbing Knights

Dave Graham: Oh...... do you know how to get out of here?

Climber: I think, I was on a quest, and I was planning to go to the Petzl roctrip

Climber: We might be getting reinforcements soon, but for now, lets climb out of this castle...

AT was wondering where the hell Climber was he had just been renforced with some pikemen, and swordsmen. He now had 40 archers, 60 spearmen, 80 swordsmen, and 65 pikemen.
AT new he needed more men the darkelfs were known to have thousands in 1 camp and he did not have the man power his only hope was the Kingdom Soliders stationed up the road in 1 of their Stronghold it was called Stormhold. AT rode up to gates and asked to talk to the Lord of the Castle. A tall man walked out of the gates.

Lord Dash: I thought u would be dead by now AT.

AT: Is that anyway to greet your brother in law?

Lord Dash: Its great to see you AT.

AT: How is my sister?

Lord Dash: She is well she will be sad to know she just missed u she had went to the Capital to go shoping for a couple days to spend my gold

AT: I was wondering if we could stay here a night and if you have any spare men for your allies>

Lord Dash: Why do you need men?

AT: Darkelfs kidnapped a Elveish lady and we r on our way to save her.

Lord Dash: I think I can muster up 120 men for you. Come in u and ur men lets feast brother.

*The gang was about 70 feet up the castle wall when reinforcements come by*

*they blow a hole in the wall above the climbers*

Ethan Pringle: Holy crap!

Climber: At must of made some explosive.

*After long hours of climbing, killing, and surprise, the faeries teleport the climbers to hueco, leaving Climber*

Climber: OKAY MEN, TO CAMP!

Climber: *Runs*

All reinforcements: *Sigh* I hate doing this... *runs*

AT still wondering where the hell Climber was sent a scout out to find him. AT was ready to disinbark from Stormhold with about 460 men at his command. AT turned to one of his Sergeants.

AT: I wonder where the hell Climber is at? Hes been gone for a couple days.

AT turned something had caught his eye it was Climbers armour he was running straight towards them =.

AT: Sergeant go and give Climber a horse and some water then bring him here before we leave and take a escort we don't know if hes being followed or pursued.

Sergeant: YES SIR! 20 MEN WITH ME NOW.

AT wrote:AT still wondering where the hell Climber was sent a scout out to find him. AT was ready to disinbark from Stormhold with about 460 men at his command. AT turned to one of his Sergeants.

AT: I wonder where the hell Climber is at? Hes been gone for a couple days.

AT turned something had caught his eye it was Climbers armour he was running straight towards them =.

AT: Sergeant go and give Climber a horse and some water then bring him here before we leave and take a escort we don't know if hes being followed or pursued.

Sergeant: YES SIR! 20 MEN WITH ME NOW.

Climber: Thank you AT!

Climber: MEN, TIME TO FIGHT!!

Climber: *draws sword*

AT draws sword and spurs his horse towards the enemy.

AT: DIE YOU BASTARDS!!!!!

Climber: BUEASEANT!!!!!!!

Climber: *Stands on horse, tells it to run back, and jumps off of it, plunging his sword into the awaiting enemys*

Darkknight: Send the dragon!!!

Climber: *jumps up to grab the coming dragon*

Climber: *Mounts it* DIE SCUM!!!

Climber: *Rides the dragon into soldiers* MUAHAHAAAA!!!

AT slamed into the dark knights in front of him slashing and stabing any openings he could find.

AT: PIKEMAN FORWARD PUSH THEM BACK!!

The enemy had fled after a half and hour of fighting and slaughter.

AT turned to Climber.

AT: Ready to keep moving towards the dark elves camp?

Climber: Lets ambush those elfs..

AT: Set the ambush up.

Climber: I have 40 pikeman, archers, and 20 artillery men

AT: I will take 60 mounted Lancers around and flank them when the ambush is strung then we will rescue the Lady Stardust.

mowgle: i will be the bait, i will get them to chase me into that clearing when you guys can spring the trap,

mowgle walks out to start the chase

Climber: LETS DO THIS! *hides*

AT mounts his horse and starts off through the woods with the Lancers to start the flanking manover.

AT: Good luck guys!

I just come walking in front of AT.

Salneth: HOLY CRAP!!!!

Jumps to the ground and then gets back up.

Salneth: Why the hell did you near kill ? I was sent from the castle to give you a message and I heard Mowgle so I started heading that way...*trails off*
Salneth: any ways heres your stupid message. I'm gonna go join Mowgle plus I brought Dwarven Spirits....Best spirits known to anyone....BYE!

Runs off to the camp with 500 litres of Spirits.

Salneth: hey Mowgle want dwarven spirits?

AT rides away for Sanath and starts to flank the enemy. ATs men were finally in postion to attack the enemys back and cut off their retreat all AT was waiting on was Climbers Signal.

*Climber was waiting for the army to get closer to the templars*

Climber: Wait for it...

Climber: Wait for it.....

Climber: *gives signal to templars*

Climber: DEMOLISH THEM!!!!!! *runs to the darkknights, hacking and slashing*

AT and his Lancers seen the Signal and rode in hard and fast and started the slaughter.

AT wrote:AT and his Lancers seen the Signal and rode in hard and fast and started the slaughter.

Climber: *runs in to attack all he sees*

Salneth:Why nobody what to get drunk? Whats wrong?

Looks at the comotion, sees a giant battle.

Salneth: what the crap? Why is everyone always in battle....Jeez nobody can relax for 2 minutes....

AT slices off a dark knights head, and parrys a blow to his gutt and slices a hand off.

Salneth: I guess I have to go to war...crap, this armour is junk! Hey me armour!!!!
As I put on my armour and grab my waepon and shield a arrow just hit me where I just put my armour.
Salneth: crap assassins...

Climber: ALL MEN TO OUR LEFT FLAKE, WE ARE BEING AMBUSHED BY THE UNDEAD!!!!!

Climber: RUN TO THE TAVEEEERN!!!!!!

Climber: *thousands are behind Climber*

AT seeing that Climber was being chased from the undead and was on foot ordered a Lancer to take Climber a horse while AT and 40 Lancers charged them to hold them off long enough to let the ground troops to fall back.

Lancer: Sir Climber AT sent this horse for u to fall back on while him and some Lancers charge them to hold them off Sir.

AT and 40 of his best Lancers charged into the undead it had made a dent in their line long enough for the ground troops to fall.

Climber: AT, we are way out numbered, we need to retreat, and regroup, there are tens of thousands of these things, do you think the elves sent them?